Old farts plus unite!

The kid needs to invest in hookers

No1 is going to send the cops around unless there is a chainsaw involved

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MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS GOING TO HAPPEN I AM STUCK IN SUBURBIA ON HALLOWEEN.
I DETEST CHILDREN (it took me 13 years to get used to the grandkids)
THE ONLY UPSIDE IS THE YUMMY MUMMY’S.
SO I AM GOING TO SIT OUTSIDE IN MY LAWN CHAIR SHARPENING MY KNIVES
AND YELL AT THEM TO GET OF MY LAWN

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Would you get into trouble handing out orange and blue gels as chewable lollies
This Halloween

Asking for a friend

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It’s OK if served with Gel Aid

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You sir have finally discovered a useful application for gel Aid.:clap::clap::clap:

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THIS IS HOW OLD I AM

My first car came with three keys
Know what they were for ?

You payed for a licence to have the privilege to watch Black and White TV with only 4 Chanel’s

The currency was pounds and pence

Children weren’t allowed in pubs and the ladies were only allowed in the lounge bar

Manners and respect were mandatory otherwise you got a clip around the ear and not just from your parents. Any one older than you could do it

When the street lights went on if your arse was not home. It would be to sore to sit on after that

A much simpler time

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4 channels ? You lucky bastard, we only had 2, ABC and MVQ6 :+1:

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I still remember the first show I ever watched in colour and that was Dr Who with the giant robot :rofl:

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ignition
glovebox
boot

i had 2 channels available to me with plenty of snow and a big fat test signal overnight…although the test signal wasn’t broadcast in earlier times

it was not uncommon to have halpenny / thrip and such handed out as pocket money. they were everywhere!

or the bread board…and this practice should definitely be done today

hahaa…and yea…definitely…the side effect of that was if you were not home when dinner was started, you didn’t get fed.

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LEST WE FORGET

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I’m a bit late that one was for yesterday

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Went to hungry jacks this morning for breakfast
The young kid behind the counter said the coffee is free for you seniors
Was undecided weather to slap him or thank him
I did not know they gave out free coffee to seniors
Why is there not a line up off mobility scooters out the front of every hungry jacks.
Just found out Maccas do the same plus you can get a soft serve free
So there is an upside off getting old

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…you can get free coffee at Hungy’s drive through but have to go inside at Maccas

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Old people need exercise too ya know

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